1. Can I kiss you?
If you have to ask, odds are that the answer is probably no. While some girls may like the respectful nature, others
consider confidence sεxy. Go in for the kill. The worst that can happen is that you’ll get rejected. I know this is like
the end of the world for you, but you’ll live to see another day.
2. How much do you weigh?
I don’t even like being asked this question by my own doctor, so it definitely isn’t okay for you to do so. Just like age, weight ain’t nothing but a number.
3. If I got you pregnant, would you have an abortion?
4. What’s your name again?
5. Wanna go back to my place?
“We won’t have s*x, I promise.” Dude, that ain’t the issue right now. The issue is the missing persons report my
mother may have to file tomorrow morning. Maybe I watch too many serial killer specials on TV, but the
possibility is totally real. Right?
6. Is that your real [insert body part here]? Always assume yes. We’re happy with our deception, so . along.
7. Are you a feminist?
Just because I haven’t been salivating over your tired pick-up lines and sad seduction techniques doesn’t mean I’m automatically a man-hater. Excuse me for having some standards.
8. Wanna split the bill?
I’m all about being “I am a woman, hear me roar”, but if you invite me out, I’m expecting you to cover all expenses.
Especially if we’re just grabbing snacks. I mean….c’mon
9. How old are you?
This ish isn’t cute. Don’t ask us our age.
10. Are you a virgin
Please save this for another date.
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