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There are various sayings to pick up chicks that can be sweet, cheesy or downright kinky! Some dirty lines can actually get her to go home with you while others are just a funny (yet flirty) way to open up a conversation.
20 Best Pick Up Lines & When to Use Them!
1. “I’m really not a dick in real life, but I can play one in you tonight.”
– This can work on just about any woman and in any situation. It is a great line to use in a bar or on a party! If you dare you can try to use it even on a street!
2. “Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before?”
– Obviously, you want to use it on a chick that you’ve never met before. This actually works as a great ice-breaker too!
3. “I’m an astronaut. My next mission is exploring Uranus.” [Uranus = your anus]
– Although it is dirty, it’s funny too. Use this when trying to pick up a chick who looks like she may have a good sense of humor.
4. “I know a really great way to burn off calories in that drink.”
– This one is best when picking up women at a bar or party. Obviously, she needs to have a drink in her hand for this one to be effective.
5. “Why don’t you get on your knees and smile like a donut?”
– This one’s a bit raunchy, so use with caution! Take a little time to feel out her personality before using this one. My advice with these lines – always observe a girl and try to assess if these lines will make her smile or rather insult her.
6. “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached or fertilized?”
– A classic dirty pick-up line that you can use on any woman and in any situation. In this case, you do not have to worry about getting slapped across your cheek!
7. “If you jingle my bells, I can promise you a white Christmas.”
– Obviously, you only want to use this line during the holidays, but it is really effective. She will laugh at this one a lot.
8. “There’s a party at your ankles. Should we invite your pants to come on down?”
– It shouldn’t be used as an “opener”. Rather you should wait until you think she might be ready to go home with you to use it! Trust me, using this as an opening line will ruin your chances to get her home!
9. “You have a great set of legs. What time do they open?”
– For this to really work, you need to use it on a girl wearing a dress, skirt or pair of shorts. Obviously, you can’t compliment her legs if you can’t see them!
10. “Remember my name. You’ll be screaming it later.”
– Another classic one that women actually respond to very well. It’s witty, aggressive and shows you have confidence. You can use it anytime and anywhere.
11. “That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I would be becoming too.”
– It starts off cheesy and sweet, but ends up kinky. This is a something that will only work if she’s wearing a dress, of course!
12. “Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.”
– A cute but deviously dirty line. Feel free to use this one in any situation and with any girl. It really is universal line that will make her thinking of you in a sexual way!
13. “Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?”
– An opening stuff that you can use on any girl. Just be prepared to follow through with your question. So if you do not want to kiss her, do not use it!
14. “I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.”
– A suggestive and somewhat clever. She’ll respond to this one because you’re looking to please her. You’ll need to play this one by ear, but it’s usually best to use this after you’ve already started a conversation.
15. “I’m just like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”
– A flirty and dirty pick-up line. Use it just before you take her home. It is funny and sets her mood for the fun stuff that will wait for her at your place.
16. “Do you, by any chance, have any Italian in you? Would you like some?” [use any ethnicity you want]
– If you’re not Italian, sub in any ethnicity you want. Although it is a simple-to-use line, you still have to be prepared that some ladies may reject your offer.
17. “Let’s play carpenter. Let’s get hammered first, and then I’ll nail you.”
– Use this one to pick up a woman in a bar or at a party. The one condition, you both will have to drink a lot. My advice, pay for her drink or two to make things go easier!
18. “Let’s play strip poker. You strip, and I’ll poke you.”
– This is a stuff that you can use at any time or anywhere. However, from my own experience it is best to use this line while on a wild party!
19. “You’ve been very naughty. Go to my room!”
– This line can be used as an opener in just about any situation, but similarly as with the line #18, the party in your or any other house is the best situation to use it!
20. “I’m peanut butter and you’re jelly. Let’s have sex.”
– If she doesn’t slap you, she’ll at least smile at this one as it is silly and dirty at the same time!
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21. “Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!”
22. “Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.”
23. “I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead!”
24. “I would tell you a joke about my p*nis… but it is too long”
25. “We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. (!) What, you don’t like pizza?”
26. “Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!”
27. “My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?”
28. “Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!”
29. “Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.”
30. “First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.”
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