3 Shocking Important Uses Of Sp*rm
3 Shocking Important Uses Of Sp*rm
1. Skin softener

Sp3 rm contains an anti-oxidant called sp3 rmine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can’t make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, sp3 rmine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125 Graceful Services.
2. Cooking
Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of s3m3n-based recipes.

3. Painting
Artist Martin Von Ostrowski is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his own s3m3n.


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