Drinking Coffee Makes Your b**bs Smaller, Says Science

Drinking Coffee Makes Your b**bs Smaller, Says Science


Swedish researchers discovered, drinking lots of coffee reduces the size of women’s b**bs. (Don’t researchers study anything important anymore, like a cure for cancer?)

The chief oncologist of the study, Helena Jernstroem, was observing data linking large-breasted women to an increased risk of a chest cancer diagnosis, when she found the link between coffee and br**sts. The correlation being that, those ladies who drink three cups of coffee per day can decrease the odds of chest cancer.

The Swedish studies (conducted using 270 women) found that about half of women carry the gene that is responsible for the b00b shrinkage in coffee drinkers.

Jernstroem assured us, “They will get smaller but the br**sts aren’t just going to disappear.”

Though she did add, “Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed.

“The problem is that there are two measures for a bra — the cup size and the girth, so you wouldn’t be able to tell.”

Good thing that the myth of all men drooling over large b**bs is just that: a myth. Therefore, tiny-cup-sizes can keep on sipping our flat whites with wild abandon!





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