The following is a compilation reasons why men have it easier than women. If you still don’t agree that men have it easier, then maybe you should spend the day being a woman.
1. Men Stand Up to Pee
Men will never know the struggle of squatting over a dirty toilet at a gas station somewhere off the highway. Men are lucky enough to be able to pee anywhere; the world is pretty much their urinal. This is something that women actually envy about men, even though we won’t admit it. To women, public bathrooms are often times a scary place and there is not one woman in the world that will deny thinking at one point or another “I wish I could pee standing up.” The only benefit about having to squat when you pee is the killer workout you get just by going to the bathroom!
2. It Takes Men Less Time to Get Ready
There is so much that goes into a woman’s physical appearance. Even the most natural women still need to do a lot of upkeep. Before going out on the town, most ladies tend to take significantly longer than men when it comes to getting ready. For men, all they need to do is shower, put on a pair of jeans, a t-shirt and a pair of shoes and they are off. Women on the other hand need to shower, blow dry their hair, straighten their hair, shave their legs, exfoliate, do their makeup and then get to picking an outfit. I don’t think men realize how much really goes into getting ready as a woman and if they did, maybe they would appreciate it more.
3. Men Don’t Have to Go Through Pregnancy & Childbirth
Yea, yea, it’s the “greatest gift in the world” and all, but come on. It is so unfair that while women can’t drink and get fat, men are just chilling, going on with their normal day. For nine months, women have the blessing of carrying their child and having it grow inside them and then they have the honor of pushing these future brats out of their, well you know. Childbirth and pregnancy are both scary things to think of and the fact that absolutely nothing happens to men is annoying; most of the time they don’t truly realize what is happening until the baby is born.
4. Men Have No Makeup to Take Off at Night
Not only do women need to apply makeup, at the end of the night they need to take the time to take it off. Men don’t realize that when a girl doesn’t take off their makeup they risk anything from an eye infection to irritated skin. Women also need to invest in good skin products and makeup removers, which can be fairly costly. The entire concept of having to apply and remove make up in a foreign thing to men and they don’t realize how easy they have it when it comes to looking good, they just roll out of bed sexy, so unfair!
5. Men Can Walk Around Topless
People see men walking around without shirts all the time and no one seems to bat an eye. However, if a woman were to walk around the city streets topless, people around her would most likely freak out. This is a topic that has been debated in numerous feminist forums and some believe that this is an example of sexism. As a woman, I do believe we should all be treated equally, however, I don’t think woman should be able to walk around topless for the sole purpose that it would be a distraction to drivers and would most likely cause numerous accidents.
6. Men Don’t Wear Bras
Men will never know the incredible feeling of taking your bra off at the end of the day, it is the one time of the day were time stands still and everything feels like it is going to be okay. The reason why it feels so good to take your bra off at the end of the day is because they are so damn uncomfortable. Yes, we as women get used to it, however, after a long day of being in a bra, you begin to get a little annoyed. The one thing worse than bras are strapless bras, there is seriously nothing more uncomfortable then a strapless bra.
7. Men Don’t Have Periods
Yes, I went there. This is, to me, the worst and most annoying part about being a woman. Let me break it down for all you men out there, having your period feels like you are being stabbed in the guts over and over, you get extremely bloated and you feel like your head might explode. Think I am done? Think again. During this incredibly irritating time, women also become raging psychopaths, moments of deep despair occur and women find themselves being highly emotional. Not to mention you are bleeding for 24 hours for a couple days. Pretty much the best things about being a man, is not getting your period.