Find out your special talent.
I’m very good at fake crying and fake laughing. Many people are good at pretending to cry, and they give Oscars out for that. But pretending to really be laughing? Well, that’s a special talent.
We’ve all got a bunch of weird little talents that we may not share with everyone. At Killerkinks, they believe that the random things we’re good at actually have something to do with our zodiac sign.
Do your arbitrary gifts and skills match the ones your sign suggests you might have?
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Genius at the verbal insult, win every board and card game, and can go on and on when it comes to having s*x.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You should be on The Voice. No one even bothers to argue with you since you win every argument, and you’re so insanely good at doing your own hair that you should have your own YouTube tutorial channel.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): It’s not a party until you get there. You can do dead-on impressions of people, and don’t take yourself too seriously.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): You may be out of your teen years, but you’re a master at video games. You’re a kick-a*s writer and could have a black-belt in apologizing.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): You get off on being the center of attention, so it’s no wonder you’re amazing at acting, oral presentations (get up in front of an audience? Yes, please!), and no one can top you when you’re karaokeing Adele’s “Someone Like You.”
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): You could be a professional organizer if you wanted to, but you don’t want to make the professional organizers cry. If you’re an actor and hear that you have an audition the next day, you memorize a character monologue from Shakespeare. By the way, it’s still bragging when you post on social media every time you finish a book in a day.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): You’re the pet-whisperer and can charm the most scared of cats or the yippiest of dogs. You have a great eye for style and everybody is impressed when you tell them that the incredible outfit you’re wearing was put together by you, from items purchased at a garage sale.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You’re fantastic at remembering faces, and if your second grade teacher Mrs. Winderburns passed you in a casino in Vegas, you’d remember her. You’re also a very good artist and there really isn’t anything you can’t draw.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): You’re the Martin Scorsese of Vines. If someone called you out for being phuny, you don’t care; puns greatly appeal to your sense of humor and way with words.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’ve never met a teacher you couldn’t charm, especially when it was clear you did your homework at the last minute (another of your gifts). You’re proudest of your ability to park your car, no matter how small the space appears to be.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You’re not shy about speaking your mind and it’s definitely a talent. Every sport you ., you . it well, and there are quite a few people jealous of your ability to adapt to any situation.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Everyone wants to be on your gift-list, for you always choose the most appropriate and yet creative gift out there. You’re always right there with the witty comebacks. How you manage to put the most unlikely ingredients together and make the most delicious dishes is truly Chopped-worthy.