“Baby, what’s your sign?” Horoscopes are more than just a corny ’80s pickup line. They’re a weird ancient belief system that has somehow persisted for thousands of years and still guide the actions of untold numbers of people today — possibly even someone you’re flirting with onTinder.
So you don’t get caught off guard, better to brush up on your knowledge. This new vid from sexpert Idina Rivers explores what happens when you get lucky in the sack with each different sign…
Honestly, whether you believe in horoscopes or not (it’s the stated position of AskMen that they’re bunk), the video does make a good point about all the sexual personas out there.
The truth is, hooking up with someone is awesome, but it tends to represent a potentially awkward meeting of two people with wildly different sexual energies. Maybe you want to cuddle and she wants you to get the hell out. Maybe she wants to try a million different positions and you exhausted on the floor, feeling like you just played a game of Twister with a tornado. So if the two of you just aren’t clicking, you can always blame it on your horoscope.