This Is All You Need For Hands-Free Masturbation

This Is All You Need For Hands-Free Masturbation [EXPLICIT]


Every wanted to get yourself off, but just can’t be bothered with the wrist strain? Or fancied a quick masturbating sesh, but don’t want to interrupt your current pizza-eating sesh?

Finally there’s an answer.

Dildo Everything – the same people behind the glorious dildo selfie stick – are back with a new invention for all your dildo-ing needs: the dildo drone.

Yep, it’s a remote-controlled dildo that can fly around the room and then directly inside your vagina.

Is this a serious vaginal injury waiting to happen? Of course! Is this most likely a prank product that you’ll never be able to actually buy? Sure!

But the important thing here is that some brave people have decided to put dildos where dildos have never been before. In the sky. Follow your dreams, dildos. Fly towards the prize.

dildo drone gif

In the very convincing advert, a fan of the dildo drone explains that all you have to do is press a . on a special remote and the drone will fly directly to you.

Sadly even if you’re tempted to buy your own, you can’t. At the moment the Dildo Drone’s website simply lists the product as ‘cuming soon’.

dildo drone following

We don’t even want to think about the damage those spinning rotors could do to our bits. Ouch.





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